Local woman Sophie Turnbuckle has been intrigued by an article claiming to bust all your procrastination habits in one week. It has been alleged that she was unable to take the 5-7 minutes to read the article, but will reportedly endeavour to read it at a later, unspecified date.
The 30 year old Newcastle woman who undertook an interest in self improvement in her early 20’s and is “still working on it”, says she bookmarked the article because she “wasn’t in the headspace right now”.
Speaking with Miss Turnbuckle she stated “Don’t get me wrong, the article sounded great! It was called ’30 Ways To Stop Procrastinating And Get Your Fucking Life Together Before The Passage Of Time Consumes Us All!’ and I thought ‘That would be SO useful!’ but I don’t think I was like, in the right ‘mood’ for it…” When asked to clarify she explained, “Well I was just having some ‘me time’ right now.”
“Me time” she described, was to see if her ex’s wife is pregnant yet or if they just got another dog, making sure the girl she knew from high school who’s now a fitness blogger still has a nicer looking life than her, and downloading another new photo editing app but deleting it as soon as it asks for any kind of payment.
Editors note: At the time of publishing this article, we were unable to reach Miss Turnbuckle. It is unclear if she has read the article at this time.