The billionaire makeup, beauty and nepotism guru Kylie Jenner has announced that she is expecting her second child to on-again off-again rapper boyfriend Travis Scott.
Sources close to the couple have revealed that everyday up until birth, Ms. Jenner plans to play the movie Boss Baby through the uterine wall to ensure the baby shares the family’s ambitious, pioneering spirit with an enthusiasm for business, entreupenurship and making easy money.
The idea to force the unborn child to listen to the film over and over comes after mistakes made in her first pregnancy. Jenner purportedly made the foetus listen to classical music as per the advice of every ill-informed mummy blog in existence, as it is believed to enhance the chances of the child having a high IQ.
This allegedly backfired when the child was born and informed her parents she had no respect for her father’s artform. Stormi stated she finds his music “derivative”, “unimaginative” also alleging, “you’ll never be like Uncle Ye!”
Although the experiment has no scientific backing, and it is unknown if Ms. Jenner has even seen the film herself, there is talk that the Jenner/Kardashian clan is reportedly in talks to market specialized headsets and audio materials for other soon-to-be parents.
It is rumoured some of the audio content to be included will be: ancient Mayan chants to develop the perfect nasal bridge in utero, essential information about countries with the most relaxed working labours laws and how to get away with anything if you throw enough money at it.