Category: ~* Satire *~
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*Insert Minority Here* Is Once Again Rallying To Be Treated Like People, Too
Note: As if to predict the future, this article is designed to be an easy use template for the next time a power wielding asshole takes advantage of a vulnerable person/s or group of people. In a completely precedented turn of events droves of (pick a group/s) People of colour/Women/Indigenous/Gay/Lesbian/Transgender/Non-Binary/Gender diverse/Neuro diverse/Disabled people have turned… Read more
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“All Lives Matter” Protesters Left Looking For Meaning When Explained By Definition, Black Lives Fall Under All Lives
Protestors in Washington this evening are left feeling confounded and lost after a passing bystander asked one protestor a simple, yet debilitating question. Earlier today, Washington resident and political ignoramus George Flint attempted to walk his dog on their usual route. Before turning the corner towards his favourite coffee shop, he discovered it had been… Read more
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Woman Starting To Think That Maybe Getting Coronavirus Could Be A Good Way To Pass The Time?
A Sydney woman has made the controversial claim that perhaps contracting COVID-19 could be a good way of passing the time during this whole “quarantine thing.” 27 year old Brenda Knight this week has stated “I’m so bored, and it’s becoming really hard to keep thinking of things to do!” she says, “Didn’t they say… Read more