Author: bridgethassed
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Well, thanks!
I often feel like I have more in common with a screaming petulant child, or a person walking down the street yelling about satan and his connection to potatoes, than I do to other people. That resonates with me – I get it. I, like the bellowing child, have so many things that I don’t… Read more
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Self Publishing Success Story! Woman Replaces All The Books From Local Street Library With Copies Of Her Own
A Petersham woman is fast becoming the suburbs foremost self publishing superstar this week, as her book “How To Hack Your Way To Success” fast becomes the talk of the town. Victoria Bishop had the bold idea to replace all of the books in her local street library with copies of her own book, when… Read more
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An Ode To Couch
This morning I attempted to write at my brand new desk but was forced to move due to an unrelentingly lovely sunbeam hitting my desk. My eyes were squinting and I couldn’t see my screen clearly – the suns mission completed. I could tell all it wanted was to lure me out to bask within… Read more
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*Insert Minority Here* Is Once Again Rallying To Be Treated Like People, Too
Note: As if to predict the future, this article is designed to be an easy use template for the next time a power wielding asshole takes advantage of a vulnerable person/s or group of people. In a completely precedented turn of events droves of (pick a group/s) People of colour/Women/Indigenous/Gay/Lesbian/Transgender/Non-Binary/Gender diverse/Neuro diverse/Disabled people have turned… Read more
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“All Lives Matter” Protesters Left Looking For Meaning When Explained By Definition, Black Lives Fall Under All Lives
Protestors in Washington this evening are left feeling confounded and lost after a passing bystander asked one protestor a simple, yet debilitating question. Earlier today, Washington resident and political ignoramus George Flint attempted to walk his dog on their usual route. Before turning the corner towards his favourite coffee shop, he discovered it had been… Read more
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Woman Starting To Think That Maybe Getting Coronavirus Could Be A Good Way To Pass The Time?
A Sydney woman has made the controversial claim that perhaps contracting COVID-19 could be a good way of passing the time during this whole “quarantine thing.” 27 year old Brenda Knight this week has stated “I’m so bored, and it’s becoming really hard to keep thinking of things to do!” she says, “Didn’t they say… Read more
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COVID-19 & Me
Welcome back to another installment of “Will The World End This Month?” Today we discuss how the novel coronavirus AKA COVID-19 has rocked the already crumbling, unliveable capitalist society in which we all rely! Like most small businesses (actually, just businesses at this point) the place in which I was employed was inevitably affected by… Read more
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A GP, a gynaecologist and a surgeon walk into my pussy…
In what has been an unprecedented turn of events, the stars aligned in such a way that in the span of 4 days I had 3 appointments solely dedicated to the health and wellbeing of my vagina. In 96 hours I was subjected to 3 pelvic floor exams, 2 attempts at an IUD insertion and… Read more