In an unforseen turn of events, local woman and believer Melissa Connors has been left feeling empty handed and ripped off, as she seemingly put all of her energy into wishing and hoping for good things to happen to her. This comes as she has allegedly not put any work or effort required to generates or sustain any kind of routine, positive habits or even reflected on any changes she could make to her life for the better.
“I just don’t understand why thinking ‘I deserve it’ wasn’t good enough?” Melissa claims. “A 24 year old shaman in Byron who secretly lived in a makeshift shack on the edge of Chris Hemsworth property told me, if you want something hard enough you’ll get it – but I spent 2 hours on a vision board and so far, nothing! It’s like what else could I even possibly do at this point? All my energy goes to just wanting a new macbook and instagram verification and frankly I’m exhausted. I’m burnt out”.
A source close to Melissa claims they don’t believe she understands or is implenting the process correctly. “We’d be out to breakfast and she’d say things like ‘I’m manifesting that somebody pays our bill!’ Of course when it came to paying the bill she’d fumble for a wallet she didn’t bring, brag about all the high paying, secure jobs she’s manifesting without looking or applying for any, THEN have the audacity to say ‘Oh my god, manifested!’ when we paid her share…”
While manically texting her father begging to use his credit card to buy a Yoni egg that allegedly absolves you of the consequences of your actions, we asked if moving forward she has any plans to attempt to change the way she goes about achieving her goals. “I don’t think so…” she pondered “I think the universe is testing me to see if I’m really worthy! Like, if it’s meant to be it will be, just like Buddha Ghandi said.”